Bubblegum Dab Rig - 8"

The Bubblegum Dab Rig is throwback to the simpler times in your life when one of the best parts of your day meant putting a quarter into a machine for a treat. Instead of pocket change, this homage to better days uses water to cool the herb you smoke from either the included bowl or dabs from the banger you get as well.

The Specs

  • Standing at 8” tall, with a 14mm female joint, the Bubblegum Dab Rig is a charming piece you won’t find at any grocery or department store.
  • Has a built-in, gridded, hockeypuck diffuser 
  • Glass bowl for dry herb is a 14mm male joint
  • A 14mm quartz banger is clutch when you pick up some great dabs

The Story

Little did you realize: a piece of bubblegum is one of the most manipulative candies known to man. Walk into any grocery store, and you’ll observe children flock to the machines and beg their parents for a treat or cheap toy. “We’ll see. If you’re good in the store, you can pick something out.” Remember: you were once that gullible child yourself.

Why you should get it

It’s been whispered this bong fills you with a special parental wisdom, enabling you trick children into eating their vegetables and making good decisions.

What happens when you don’t

A teenager drops out of school and their teeth rot out shortly thereafter.