Strawberry Shortcake Glass Pipe - 3.5in

The Strawberry Shortcake Glass Pipe is small smoking device, measuring at 3.5” long, with a subtle pink gradient spanning the length of the piece. It resembles the coloring you’ll see in the treat of the same name, after the whipped cream and strawberry goodness begin to blend.

The Good

Why is it that some of the greatest pleasures life come with some of the worst consequences? For example, there’s nothing quite as uncomfortable as seeing that smug grin on your doctor’s face when he pulls out a disturbingly long cotton swab each time you visit him after “something happened” with a stripper and you didn’t take the necessary precautions. For the rest of us, there’s tasty snacks like cakes, brownies, and cookies. Why do these wonderful items have to taste so good but also give us diabetes and love handles? At least you’ll be happy to know this piece is sugar and gluten free.

The Bad

Who cares about a little extra flub around your midsection? Bundt cake is delicious.

The Ugly

Waking up from an Oreo-induced sugar crash and not being able to see out of one of your eyes for a couple hours.