Steve Urkel Dab Tool

The Steve Urkel Dab Tool is rich with 1990s nostalgia, featuring the protagonist goof from Family Matters. The top of the tool shows Steve taking a rip from his bong, possibly shaped by some backstage shenanigans. The two grainy portions on the handle prevent it from slipping during use.

The Good

One of the episodes that never aired begins with Carl seeing some value in Steve’s inventions, eventually putting him to work on an underground project. Concentrates hadn’t become mainstream but with Mr. Winslow’s line of work as an officer for the Chicago Police Department, he came across some illegal activities, causing internal conflict because of his duty to uphold the law. Instead of making the bust, he introduced some weed smugglers to Steve where Urkel became the very first person to create a banger and smoke shatter. This dab tool is a great accessory to have on hand, thanks its sharp end and ergonomic grip, especially when binge watching old 90s sitcoms.

The Bad

The episode described above is completely fabricated.

The Ugly

Asking the actors and actresses to reunite for the sake of making this episode then finding out how much everyone would charge to be part of the project.